Day 3 of Community! As an accounting major, I love this episode. Professor Whitman is an Accounting Professor that teaches...well, not accounting.
Season 1, Episode 3
"Intro to Film"
Jeff finds the ultimate "blow off" class. No tests. No papers. Just seizing the day. Carpe diem.
Professor Whitman, "an accounting professor", pegs Jeff as the opportunist trying to coast by and get an "A". Jeff goes to ridiculous lengths to impress Whitman. Britta pays for Abed's film class, where he make a documentary for his dad. Pierce helps Troy sneeze with authority.
Best Lines
Professor Whitman: I shall have....A BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Professor Whitman: This day could be your last. You could die in your sleep. You could get hit by a bus. You, that mole is raised and dark, it's not a good combo.
Troy: Then he should see Aladdin, Jafar was a badass.
Jeff: Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl.
Troy: And how 'bout I pound you like a boy? That didn't come out right.
Professor Whitman: Why are you here!?
Shirley: Because I wasted 15 years of my life on a man who left me with nothing but stretch marks and a foggy memory of two bland orgasms and not it's time to get what's mine.
Jeff: This is no way to teach accounting!
Abed: Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies, but with ugly people.
Abed:Well Bitta, it isn't called friend business, it's called show business.
Britta: He's smoking.
Jeff: Honey, let him leave the nest.
Random Thingamajigs
Britta asks Jeff if he is an 80's rapist while he is wearing a ridiculous outfit.
The kite scene is funny...but one minute it is up in the air the next it isn't flying higher than Jeff's face, and then all the sudden it is back in the air. Oh and at the end of the episode, his kite is totally being flown by someone else.
The sweater Jeff is wearing near the end of the episode is a disgrace.
Troy finally sneezes like a man.
This is the fist time I had seen or heard of krumping.
Final Grade
84%. It's getting better. Probably the first tear jerking Community moment when Abed shows his dad the film. Professor Whitman steals the show. Britta and Jeff kiss...sort of. Professor Whitman climbing a tree. Yup, this is a community college.
Ranking them 1-71
1. "Intro to Film"
2. "Spanish 101"
3. "Pilot"
Homework
Go swim in a lake.
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WileyDan out!
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